(Slightly Bad) Dad Jokes to Get You Ready for Father's Day

You're not actually ready for Father's Day until you've mastered the notorious "dad joke." Don't worry, you've still got a few days to work on your corny joke skills. Luckily for you, we've compiled this list of classic dad jokes to get you started on your quest to becoming a pun legend.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
How do you organize a space party? You planet!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!

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